i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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