Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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