But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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