is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize
