Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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