Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work