The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.