I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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