Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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