you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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