1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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