Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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