I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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