Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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