Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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