It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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