i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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