i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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