He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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