I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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