Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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