we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Randomize
