Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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