Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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