I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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