god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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