It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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