just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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