I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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