real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
