We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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