Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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