Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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