Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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