SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Boobs speak an international language.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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