Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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