I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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