i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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