She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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