Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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