He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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