there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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