It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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