Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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