What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
This couple is walking their pig around campus
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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