i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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