I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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