I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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