I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
why is half of my head shaved?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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