so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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