We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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