you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Randomize
