Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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