she was so not down for the gang bang
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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