i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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